Political rock

As exams roll back into my life, i must share the scribblings from between papers during an earlier one. The frustration was two pronged (politics and exams), but the thoughts are focused.
Sadly, there are far too many politicians who could really rock this song.....

Politics is a game,
Where you assign blame
To the one who is your biggest threat.
Politics is a race,
To escape disgrace,
And your best friend is someone you never met!

And so...
We put on a show,
We show that we know;
We act like we mean it,
We do!
We smile and shake hands,
We call their names from the stands:
'Cos we want to win it,
We do!

We're here for the cash and we're here for the perks;
We're here for the power and the free lunch!
We don't really care if you call us all jerks,
'Cos while we do like the motherland, we love ourselves too much!